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When the hospital Board of Directors asked a panel of doctors to vote on adding a new wing to their hospital, the Allergists voted to scratch it and the Dermatologists advised no rash moves.
The Gastroenterologists had a gut feeling about it, but the Neurologists thought the administration had a lot of nerve, and the Obstetricians stated they were all laboring under a misconception.
The Ophthalmologists considered the idea short-sighted; the Pathologists yelled, ''Over my dead body,'' while the Pediatricians said, ''Grow up!''
The Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness, the Surgeons decided to wash their hands of the whole thing, and the Radiologists could see right through it.
The Internists thought it was a bitter pill to swallow; the Plastic Surgeons said, ''This puts a whole new face on the matter''.
The Podiatrists thought it was a step forward, but the Urologists felt the scheme would not hold water.
The Anesthesiologists thought the whole idea was a gas, and the Cardiologists did not have the heart to say no..